............ if you can give the guy in the audi a run for his money at 2am bustin 130


- 91 octane fillup to go work on a HOT SR with one SMOKING HOT owner, $40.

- Nice night out at hooters with wings and Beer, $50

- 91 octane fillup to go back home due to a ****ty carb tune, $25

- The look on the guys face in the 07 Audi A4 as you come up on him at 130 at 2am in the morning.......... *priceless* !!!!!!

 

... thats awesome. i wish i had the gearing to be able to hit those speeds. i rev out 5th about 120-125. another reason why i want 3.7s

...if you have people call you from other states to buy your parts off craigslist

...if you devised how to tuck starions up front on a hilux

 

i thought about it and i think i can actually break that speed if i dropped the tail gate down....... i had forgotten all about it but my truck is as aerodynamic as the broad side of a battleship.

side note however....... anything breaks or goes wrong at this speed and the results will most definitely be catastrophic and surely fatal. so if you guys ever hear about some nut scattering a toyota pickup all over the freeway for a mile and a half, its been nice knowin y'all

 

yeahhh...ditto my luck id end up surviving and getting a lifetime shortbus pass

 

...when you see that you were the last to post on every thread on the front page, and its a nightly occurrence

 

......when youre so bored you dont even bother posting past 4 am since it just turns into an off topic off topic conversation between you and the other minitrucker.

 

chances are i wouldnt....... nor anyone. chances of living after a crash at those speeds get real slim....... and unfortunately with a slammed 2000lb aluminum can sled, id bounce around the highway like a pinball till i lit the highway status sighns "TILT"

yea........ at least ill go doin what i liked doin best!

 

yer a minitrucker if you desperatly want to pinstripe the backrest on your wheelchair

...your friend gets pissed cuz his s10 blazer with 4/5 drop is higher than a stock hilux.

...your bedroom has every minitruckin poster from the last 5 years hanging on the walls.

 

ownage....

 

....U talk to your mom about things u wana do to your truck and she starts falling asleep..

 

....... when you find a smoking hot girl that rivals your interest in toyota minis, working on minis, and just plain loves the same minis oriented sport (not to mention has one hot ride herself) that you are looking for any and every way possible to make her your girl

 

+2

One for the 80 series and another for the 620

...When you look around for 4WD fronts

 

When you start to play limbo with the 'big boy toys' and the tacomas

 

...When some d!ckhead in a bagged tahoe hits bags on you on the street so you go back, catch up to em, he sees u and does it again, so u drag on em MWAHAHAHA!!

 

... you draw the TEQ logo on everything within reach.

...you continously beg your friend to fix up his datsun truck

...you remember in vivid detail of your first ride in a bagged minitruck.

 

...The girl at the junkyard goes to stamp your wrist for entry, and giggles that you have a TEQ logo there

...you smoke out of car parts

...as soon as you sell some old car parts to pay bills, you decide that bill needs to be new car parts

...when you hook a brotha up with free parts from your buddies fab shop

...when you can't think of anything else, but end this with a picture of gummy mutants

 

lol that reminds me of steve mead and his but turd on wheels lol all that work and its poop

 

...if ya post your bros nissian on a yota forum cause its still a mini lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTo-qND-6t8

or if you body drop a shopping cart lol

 

...... if yer up past 3am and you are still posting in this thread for no real reason other than being a minitrucker with nothing better do than get better at your spelling and grammar while drunk.

 

Ony if I could make my boss understand: "I'm Learning"