Tuckin 44" wood spokes

 

Now i just gotta figure out how to get the horses lowered...

 

A mini horse..

 

Get an Icelandic pony. They're small. Lol. Baby draft horse.

 

I'd prefer to find a way to bag the horses lol

 

Airbag horse shoes. Like platform shoes for people, but adjustable. "SSSHHHTTTT" (Raise shoes) Clydesdale. "PPSSSSHHHH" (lower) Shetland pony.

 

If your wife referes to pulling over and adjust carb\timing ect. As "playing broken truck" cause its so frequent.
Used in a sentence. "Do you really have to play broken truck right here!?" Damn high maintenance woman haha

 

That's why I only let a toolbag ride shotgun. No complaints, just helpfulness. Haha

 

I don't know what that feels like we've been stranded in her monte Carlo more times than my pickup

 

just for your info it was an intermittent cam sensor on her car glitching out every two weeks or so

 

Who need cam sensors. Ill take an electronic dizzy for the win. Lol

 

I find this to be hilarious because I have been bitched at for this exact thing...

And im like " hang on babe, it only takes a second. Its got a damn advance/retard dial right on the distributor"

 

Try to tow a full size trailer and have ideas of duallying a short cab toy

 

Try? Do. ~6k lbs extra (maybe 500lb in the bed) and trailer surge brakes. 300+ miles. Some people buy 1 ton full size trucks to do what I do to my 2800lb toyota.

 

If you and nine friends assemble at a car show... And if you were to combine the best parts of all the trucks, a law enforcement officer MIGHT be able to consider that truck road worthy.

 

You know your a mini trucker when you have to buy the guys at the inspection place a case of beer for passing your truck

 

you know yer a "well known" mini trucker if you get asked at the local car meats if you are "SD Yota"

 

you get shorter evertime you drive your truck!

 

not in an extra cab you dont...

 

you basterd how dare you go there i shack my fist at you lol you funny