When you tell your girlfriend/wife that you couldn't buy her an anniversary present because you had to spend the money on parts for your truck... And she's so used to it that she just accepts it without an argument. When your girlfriend/wife bought a mini truck to try to make you as jealous as she is of your truck... But it backfired and now you have TWO projects... and even LESS time for her. If you insisted on having your truck in your wedding pictures. If your wife is mad at you because you paid-off the photographer to make your truck, and NOT your wife, the center of attention in your wedding pictures.
if you sound like this guy!!!! 1970 toyota hiluxXx bagged... - YouTube LISTEN TO DUDES VOICE!!!! LMFAO!!
...you just read all 207 previous posts. ...if atleast 30% were by me ...you get scared as you pass the front rim of a semi, because the lug nuts are spinning 60 at eye level ...you wish you could drink with all the other dudes here while also parked together ...you have a lower roofline than a body dropped fullsize ...you are proudly 3" NARROWER than a 1st gen Miata ...you are stalling errands and chores to reread this whole thread lol ...you want a back window sticker that says "my truck is lower than your car" ...you abide by the rule of thumb; the bigger the titties, the worse the roads you take ...your roofrack is lower than most cars roofline ...you are infamous for owning what you own ...you turn down offers for $10k on a $500 truck (last week lol) ...you need to come back later to write down the rest you thought of reading the rest lol
...you have to bend over to unlock your door ...you can see all the bolts on the diff cover in front of you, and realize its an 80s camaro
...you frequently have motorcycles in the bed but have never used a ramp lol ...you tell people not to paint their truck but to polish the stock paint ...you try to find a way to adapt parts never intended onto a truck never meant to do what its doing ...you think about your truck, while you drive your truck to get parts to fix your truck lol
...your chick wants to copy you and get a mini (they never stick around tho haha) ...your chick wants to lower her RX300 after riding in a real low truck so much ...girls get scared when the secondaries on the carb open ...you get more looks from men than women because of your truck ...you hopefully don't like it all that much ...you get people pacing next to you no matter if you speed up or down ...if you keep broken spark plug porcelain in the console for tailgaters ...if you love speeding up into sharp corners to lose tailgaters ...if you stop laughing before they show up in your mirror again lol
...your girl finds you on the computer at 2 am and stops being mad when she realizes its trucks not porn
When you have a permanent bump on the side of your head from hitting it on the door frame so many times as you get in your truck.
If your wife threw a fit and made you stop your plans to put air bags on your new bedroom set. And you argued with her because it would look cool to "body drop" the box spring so it could "lay mattress"
Didn't they do that on extreme makeover? If you got bags on your bed you know some freaky sh/t is going down!!!!..... quick!!!!......what size bags should I run on a California king?!!!
...if you have a permanent dent on your bumper from a gaurdrail lol ...if you don't need a bagged bed, because you have a static dropped mattress. No box spring or frame