... when you get angry when someone calls your truck a lowrider!

 

...Your vacation days revolve around the show season schedule.

 

... when you have to all but stop before turning onto side streets or driveways

 

You read all 18 pages and still can contribute

You make your wife park the family car in the muddy driveway, so you can pull into the garage

Your truck has ever saved your life, because if it was any higher you would have rolled it down the embankment.

You avoid driving through large puddles for fear of getting water in your intake.

 

... you can't pull into a garage without scraping the edge of the concrete
... you make you wife park in the street so your truck doesn't get hit by a dumb***
... your truck saved your life cause it was to low to jump the curb
... police tell you that your bumper is to low to the ground and that you need to raise it up
... your frame drags the top of the water on the road from rain

 

when you feel like your getting barelled(for you non surfers when you ride in the tube of a big wave) when you ride along side a semi with a container.

 

When most peoples front bumper is eye level

 

when you can see completely under the semi!

 

When you can tell the Tahoe in front of you has an oil leak

 

When you have to sit on your roof cause your tail gate is to low and is now know as the kiddie seat

 

... Everything you own has to be modified.

 

... you just finished your truck exactly how you want it, then you start trying to figure out things you can do to it next

 

when a 25 cent coin causes you thous-ones of dollors in damage after bottoming out on it during a drive

 

When after putting thousands of dollars into your truck, Kelley blue book still says its only worth what it was when you started.

 

... you'd never take blue book for your truck because it has more sentimental value than that
... you keep posting on a thread about being a mini-trucker
... you gotta have the last post on that thread cause it bugs the **** out of you lol

 

When it totals you buy it back and start a new project with it

 

When you consider the engine, transmission, rear end, fenders, bed and interior to be just "replaceable parts" And would never dream of getting rid of the truck... Even if they all went out at the same time.

When if they all went out at the same time... You would secretly be happy because it means you can build it back up the way you always wanted to.

 

I think I here angels singing and church bells ringing

 

... if you can relate to this
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I am totally a masochist. I always say creepy **** to my truck when it happens.

*Girlfriend in the car, huge speed table*
"Oh yea, you like that ****?"
"What was that hon?"
"Oh nothing..."
Its definitely a backwards relationship.