give yer reasons.....


....... you hit the speed bumps and enjoy the scraping sounds coming from under the truck

....... your truck and your girlfriend compete for your attention.

....... when you say "same ol same ol" that means yer working on the truck.

...... you took the shell and everything else off the truck you didnt like before you whent to DMV to register it.

 

...you get quoted by people, or get a signature like mine.

...you change lanes and hit road turtles

...you hit big dips in the freeway, and the sparks from underneath scare the person behind you

...you don't even have a girlfriend, because you have two trucks

...you use up more front tires than rears

...you smile when you can only see part of the upper sidewall

...you register your truck as a collector vehicle to be exempt from any height minimums (tails, heads, plates, body, ect)

...you have one of these:

 

ok you win

been seriously considering it lately...... damn you


....... you forget how many forums your a part of untill they all send you automated "happy birthday" messages.

....... you get offended when people call your rig a lowrider

 

...you have made women walk for continually calling it a mexican truck

...you spent grocery money on rims, and are now eating a can of refried beans with a spoon and a warm beer


I WIN AGAIN! I'M A POOR MOFO!

 

Nope. I can't check that one off the list. Unless the motor as a whole counts as a "part", then yep.

 

When 25 years after getting your first yota you still own 4 and still miss the other 5 you sold...

 

... When you'd rather dump all your money in a 1980 toyota truck then an all original 1970 Cougar xr7 (my dad hates me for that btw lol)

... When girls don't want to ride in your truck because it's "too bouncy"

 

....when you wanna drive your $3000 mini instead of your $30,000 truck

....when people look at you and say "WTF did your do to that truck?"

....when your wife calls your truck "his mistress"

....when you go slow over all speed bumps and up driveways and into parkinglots

....when you bounce going thru intersections and over pebbles

 

...when you check your bank account everytime you see a toyota for a good deal on craigslist even though you already have 3.

 

This

 

...you choose to drive a truck that has less room in the cab than your fullsize truck that just sits now, and downsized for a reason when most people are looking to upsize.

...you're 43 years old and HAVE to lower it and do everything in your power to not drive a stock truck.

...you see heads turn & look at you as you pull into a parking lot and they think you're skidding your tires when really it's just the fact they're real wide and the truck is real low and it's rubbing the bed hump sounding like you're coming in fast and skidding.....even though you have to come in a little on the gas to avoid getting stuck and peg legging in the gutter!

...the hot chick in the Lexus doesn't give you the time of day because she thinks you just turned 16.

...the cop checks you out and contemplates pulling you over because he thinks you just turned 16.

...you have to eat $2 hot dogs because you just HAD to order that custom part.

 

...... these are all me




..... if youve owned if not driven all generations of trucks toyota made up to current.

..... your truck might look like hell but you still love driving it

..... you have/had LCE, downey, summit, or equivalent on speed dial and they have your card on file

..... you make threads on forums regarding what makes you a mini trucker

..... if you respond to a thread regarding what makes you a mini trucker

..... if you repeatedly post multiple reasons reguarding what makes you a mini trucker.

..... if by posting multiple times for reasons regarding why your a mini trucker you feel like someone who went to a booth to confess his sins

 

...you think 14" steel wheels are the coolest part about the truck

...you use parts from other cars that are fast, to make a truck faster

...your relatives say you need to raise it up an inch

...you make 4wd guys jealous because yours is 2" off the ground

...when you tell those 4wd guys they are overcompensating, you can say you're being realistic...and thats why you drive a longbed

 

...If you can relate to almost everything in a thread about being a mini trucker.

 

best one yet!!!!!

 

all of these!

... When you are asked to stop talking about your truck by loved ones.

... When a needed part takes priority over phone bills/ rent/ etc...

... when you can identify any part of any toyota at any given moment, and give a description and what year it came on.

 

...You go to the junkyard and look at every car/truck/suv and see something that you can use on your truck.

...You feel like a kid on Christmas morning when you go to the junkyard.

...You frequent 10 different forums with mini trucks.

...Your GF tells you the shut the fck up about your truck.

...You say "YOTA" when ever u spot one.

...U see a clean truck in a parking lot and spot the owner and ask technical questions to see what he has in it.

 

When u say ur trucks "dumped" ur a minitrucker.

 

got you beat...

when you SOLD your $30,000 dollar truck to fund the 500$ one.