Lets make some jokes about trucks in the yo mama fashion. I have a few to start it out.

* Yo truck so low, speed bumps see it an be like "oh **** run!"

* Yo trucks paint is so flakey it should have frosting and a cereal box

* Yo truck is so ratty even hoarders are like "nah ill pass"

* Yo truck is so slow it couldn't pass a geo in an uphill fight.

* Yo truck is so ugly the hookers charge extra

* Yo truck is so loud the guy next to you turns up his ****ty music

 

* yo truck so ratchet miley syrus wouldnt twerk next to it...

 

I must be too high to get that one

 

Twerk! twerk! twerk!

 

yo truck is so junk a ford looks good by comparison...

 

Yo truck is so junk when you come outta the junkyard people are taking parts from it

 

yo truck is so junk, not even the junk yard will take it...

 

Yo truck so junkie when you get hit they dont feal bad cuz they assume it has a salvage title

 

Yo truck is so junk it makes my penis soft

 

Yo truck is dope it makes my pants fit tighter

 

Your truck is so jalopee you could park it in Tiajuana and nobody would touch it.

 

Your truck is so junkie that when you get hit it makes it look better.

 

Lol I've been 1 upped

 

lmao!



your truck look so janky, police leave abandoned notices to be towed when they see it parked.

 

Yo truck is so beat up, Mike Tyson assumed he owed it a divorce settlement.

 

Yo truck is so low, everyone thought yo girlfriend was riding in it.

 

lmao! ^^

 

YO YO YO tag me in tag me in!

Yo ext cab is sooo F**KED up Lindsey Lohan and Amanda Bynes got assigned seats in the back!!!