I believe this would qualify as reason not to hold in ANY farts during a traffic stop. "I'm sorry, Officer, but I've heard what ya'all do if someone clenches the cheeks and I DON'T want to go through that."

4 On Your Side investigates traffic stop nightmare | KOB.com

 

Damn dude. I thought cops were dumb all over but damn.

 

I went to jail once and they threatened me with cavity searches. They thought I had pot, I just really smelled like it lol. I told them I knew I was staying a while so I made it count.

They never knew I had an iPod turned stash spot in my intake property.

 

I was arrested once, in jr high when we ditched school and hung out in an abandoned house. A neighbor called the cops and we were hauled in. I've only had a couple traffic tickets since then. I'm too boring to be illegal.

 

Haha. The opposing extremes of rap sheets on the site. Mines not clean.