Pentheraphobia - the fear of your mother-in-law.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - the fear of long words

Coulrophobia- the fear of clowns

Lollypopguildophobia - the fear of midgets

 

I cant even pronounce those dam words. I keep biting my tounge...

 

The fear of long words one is hilarious cuz it's like one of the longest words in the English language

 

My mother-in-law caused me to suffer Pentheraphobia...