this sh!t is pretty funny. check it out.

http://mohave.craigslist.org/cto/1584372342.html

 

That was hands down the best cl add ever! That guy needs to be a writer lol

 

I lold at the 3rd paragraph... HAHA

 

i found that ad last night while i was lookin for a 2wd frame for my 4runner. lol. i look at all the toyota ads less than 3 gs just lookin for good deals and stumbled across this one. i laughed at the whole thing. lol.

 

that was pretty funny i thought it was going to be a heap but it looks clean

 

That is awesome! I was however expecting a more beastly 4runner. I guess his setup worked.

 

posting has been deleted by the author...It must've been a good one!

 

somebody care to give us a cliff notes version???

 

If you didn't read it, then you aren't man enough! And may Chuck Norris smite you!

 

well it's been deleted. i tried to read it...

 

Only the manliest of men were privileged to read the most bad ass cl add to date. If you missed it you more than likely drive a prius and shop at abercrombie. Fags...

Haha

 

lol that ad was awesomely funny lol

 

Predracer sums it up pretty well!

In short... seller was trying to sell a 4runner by making it sound like only a real man would ever be able to drive the thing... or that he would only sell it to that kind of a guy... :: shrug ::

 

BEHOLD THE POWER OF CACHE!

OK, let me start off by saying this 4runner is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women) . My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this brute of a yota would look like Tom Selleck . It is just that manly .

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on . It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things . No, that's what your Prius is for . If that's the kind of 4 wheeler you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now . I mean it . Just stop .

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis . Made when a toyota was built for a REAL man. Back before the times of superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what On Star is) and if the technology HAD been around, they wouldn't have put that limp-wristed crap in this baby! .

There's only 200,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need . It has a V6 3.0 engine to outrun the cops (OR out pull). It's got a special blood/gore resistant seat cover . It even has a first-aid kit in the back . You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself . The 4runner also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time . It's saved my bacon more than once .

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $3000, but I'll entertain reasonable offers . And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $1,000 for it . That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab . Would it hurt? Hell yeah . Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore .

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see . If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me . I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you . And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a glass of Kentucky Bourbon while listening to Johnny Cash .

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in two strips of rawhide. I wrapped these around my wrists as bracers to keep my hands on the wheel when I had to control this monster. Use them for what ever you feel fit, I'm just making a suggestion.

 

lol, that is great!

 

lmfao epic win!

 

lmao thats freaking hilarious!

 

and then you scroll down, and its a stock looking red (shocking huh?) 4runner with aluminum steps and 4 spoke stockers. lol. i was expecting something ya know, manly. lol. my moms old ramcharger was more manly.

 

Are you kidding me?! You must have missed the manly rust hole in the fender. That alone makes it more manly than anything we drive. We should all bow down to this prime example of pure masculinity. We're not worthy...

 

If rust makes a truck manly, then mines a 4 wheeled hellcat from planet kickass! Watch out chuck norris!