Hey if you keep the girls out of the equation all you get is money, or evil money which is just as good.
I'm not as screwed as you, I have a wife and 2 daughters. On the other hand, my oldest daughter (8) already wants a custom white/pink minitruck.
Well, technically... I have my wife and my three kids... but I also have living in my household (*MINE* I assure you)... my mother in law, my mother, and one of my neices... I have two nephews to help even things out... but there is still quite a sea of estrogen to swim through...