"drag it faggit" "spark it or park it" "its not the size of your wheels,its how much you tuck" "big wheels dont make your car custom,cut=custom" the next one might offend a few but its funny and when your tryin to get out a ticket dont accidently send a d.a. A email from your phone with it as your signature,mainly if he drives a z71. "wow your truck is big.sorry about your small ****" _________________
lol, been awhile since ive seen those.. shine is fine, but flat is where its at. large sheels are like g-strings...anyone can put them on , but it doesnt mean they look good. drop'em wear has alot of funny shirts with this stuff on them, i just wish i could remember the ones agianst the 4x4s ive seen...who else gots some funny ones??
"on your marks, get set, DROP 'EM!..." "oh... right... the truck....lol" lol... i just thought of something...
You might be a mini-trucker if . . . 1.If you own a 1500 sq. ft. house and a 7000 sq. ft. garage. 2.If your women are 18 and under and your rims are 18" or bigger. 3.If you have a "FAT CHICS ARE OK CAUSE I'M ADJUSTABLE" sticker on your truck. 4.If 3/4 of your paycheck is automatically deposited into the local custom shop's bank account. 5.If you own a bagged and tweeded out recliner chair. 6.If your mailbox has 7 color tribal graphics sprayed on it. 7.If you cut your club logo into the grass in your front yard. 8.If you have an open tab at the local Taco Bell. 9.If you convince your new wife to take your honeymoon at a national truck run. 10.If you make your kid a swing in the backyard out of an old 20" tire. 11.If you claim your truck as a dependant on your taxes. 12.If a 2000 crew cab Tacoma bagged on 20's is your idea of a "family sedan". 13.If you registered at MIC during the planning of your wedding. 14.If your girlfriend is constantly nagging you to move the shaved tailgate out from in front of the dryer so she can dry clothes. 15.If you have ever made your dog a doghouse out of the boxes your 18" billets came in. 16.If you can still drink a beer after bondo dust has fell in it. 17.If you paid $5,000 to paint your truck and $250 to paint your house. 18.If you have used torsion bar bolts as ornaments on your christmas tree. 19.If your 3 year old son is taller than the overall height of your truck. 20.If you go to the grocery store and they ask "paper or plastic" and you say "firestone". 21.If you have ever yanked the coils out from under the rental car during a vacation.
