....... when the bagged silverado sits higher than you do whjen he is aired out

 

...when guys in California can't think of things they fit, so they honor me by adding more I fit to

...when you can pick on Cin's giant tires

...when you can pick on Cin's slushbox videos

...when you can pick on Cin's food garbage hanging off the back

...when you are now laughing til you pee about Cin jokes

 

when your truck bounces more than you do in the sack..

 

...when a "correct fit" calls for a hand full of washers.

 

....... when "bolt on" mods are no longer "bolt on" applicable on your truck

 

..... when you love this picture

 

^^ That was actually from a shoot in Mini Truckin'. Its a Tacoma.

...when you know that ^

...when atleast once a week, a stranger asks how you lowered your truck. As if its some mystical secret. I usually say "I cut the crap outta the coils "

...when you start threads like this, and parking lot finds.

...when you throw your own truck shows/cruises because the honda kids don't like you, the street rod guys think you're a mexican, and the wheelers think they're being original when they say "that's for guys who can't get it up"

...when you tell said wheeler guys either "your sister didn't complain" or "hmmm...mines 3" off the ground. Yours won't touch the ground unless you tip over onto your side"

 

so so true............. on all accounts.

 

Fckin hilarious...


...When you have a hard time finding a color you like from your local Home Depot's Rust-oleum selection.

...when you think negative camber front and rear is cool.

...You tell your friends theyre car/truck is too high

...Suicidedoors.com is on your "Favorites" on your browser

...Your afraid to have someone open the passenger door close to the curb.

...when you like climbing OUT of your truck

 

...... when your passenger cant get out of the truck because you parked to close to the curb.

...... when you get into a go cart that sits taller than your truck.

...... when you go for a road trip you pack a 17mm socket and a 19mm just in case the 10mm, 12mm, and the 14mm didnt cover everything.

 

Road trip? I keep a sawzall, a spring compressor, 2 jacks, 5 blocks of wood, a cordless electric impact gun, 5 socket sets (2 1/4", 2 3/8", 1 1/2"), a duffel bag full of random stuff, 2 electric drills, a 4-1/2" grinder, 2 jackstands and some tire irons in my truck. Every day. I can lower somebodys truck in a parking lot if I want to.

...you know you're a minitrucker if you just said that.

 

...if you run out of gas on the freeway

...if you buy cheap beer because you buy the expensive gas

...if you skipped high school graduation to go cruisin' in your truck

 

..... if youre on a forum till 4am because you ran out of gas on the freeway and had to tell the only other sorry SOB thats on at the same time your epic fail.

..... if your "roadside assistance" consists of another minitrucker's cell phone number.

 

...if your roadside assistance from your insurance company is "you pay the guy, we will pay you back in 10-12 business days if it qualifies". i may cancel that. lol.

...if at one point, somebody called you the neighborhood forum vampire

...if you get tired of nothing exciting happening on TM, so you read through ratsun...until you realize those guys polishing there turds make shonuffs wheeler look like pretty

 

..WHEN YOU DRIVE AHH TOYOTA

 

... when your crusing with your 3 yr old son and everytime he sees a Yota he say's, "Dad's truck, same!"

 

....When you actually say "BFH Method" when your working on something

 

...... when you KNOW that when your truck is "finished" its never truly finished.

...... when the relationship beteen you and your truck has lasted longer than any relationship with a g/f

...... when your truck has more "fame" than you do.

...... when your truck has a bigger following than you do.

...... when you see friends you havent seen in a while they ask how your truck is doing before they get into how you've been