....wen ur so focused on Toyota Minis that u think ur GF left the room but se was practically next to u the whole time

....wen u keep bugging ur girlfriend to ask her uncle to sell u his 84-88 turbo yota

 

... when loading up your truck's bed is friking easy. You just drop the items in, not lift! lol

 

......when even though your project yota pickup has no motor, no trans, or any drivetrain what so ever in it and it looks like utter crap rotting away in the other driveway....... you still open the door to get in it, sit, and imagine what it'll feel, sound, and drive like when it comes back to life




other people seen it as insane behavior from me probably caused from stress and unfulfilled project progress but i still closed my eyes for a few seconds and looked on with eyes wide open

 

...wen new shocks are at the top of ur "To-do" list

 

And you're sitting in it making motor sounds, the little creaks as you imaginary drive over a speedbump, the downshift you make as you rape a civic, and then your squirming and screaming as you hit the unexpected .5" deep pot hole on the road.

 

...wen u ask questions like this^^^

 

When you spend more time trailering you and your friends rides to shows than actually showing them!!

 

Some friends of mine think im crazy for chosing to drive my toyo over my lincoln ls on 20's with 3 12's on weekends when going for a cruise. Lol the guy that said the thing bout taking of the things u dont like b4 registering it at the dmv, i felt like he was talkin bout me. Lol

 

when driving a nicer new car is boring because it's not flashy and attention getting as your Toy

 

...wen u drive ur mother in laws 4Runner and want every dam option that it has

 

.....when you just finished dropping your truck, set it on the ground and its still too damn high.

 

when you can barely pull up the driveway by taking the far right side, and you still wanna go lower in the rear.

man, any lower and my truck scrapes the exhaust, crossmember, and probably the frame too....

 

You pull up to a stock F150 and you can reach out the window and touch the lug nuts

 

what the hell you got in your truck mine will barely do 100 downhill fully pinned in 5th gear with the stock 20r and 5spd with 4.10ss

 

He had a hybird 22/20r

 

.... the only type of lift you can use is a in-ground lift

 

freekin mintruckers

When you have a picture of your truck in your wallet and you show it off like it was your kid.

 

*when you park on the steet and you cant get out becuze your truck rhd and to low
*when you go through the drive - thru and you have to get your food through the sun roof
*when your truck on a trialer, and it still shorter then the car drive next to it
*if you nick name is THE MINI TRUCKER at work
*if you come up whit more than five resome, that your a mini trucker

 

....your seats have air ride like in a 18 wheeler...
....your happy to see the ups man come by every 2-3 days...
....you make a big discovery on how to make a mini look even better!...

 

..when you have to customize EVERYTHING. Shoes, furniture,cell phone, tools, daily driver, house, wife's car, hats, fishing pole, t.v. remote, the cat, yer own body.......