I you have more Japanese Domestic Market products on your truck than someone who actually LIVES IN Japan.

 

yea but it will never happen because were all procrastinators

 

...if you "misplace" your vehicle
...if you go drifting in cowboy boots
...if your idea of a night out with the girl means driving around looking for other cool stuff driving around or places to take pics of the truck
...your weekend plans you look forward to are car shows and truck cruises.
...if you wash your car more than your hair

 

if staying a night in your truck with a girl is actually pretty comfortable.

 

^ done that one all the way to cali and back one summer

 

if your idea of a great new truck is one older than the oldest one you already have my oldest is a 77 so how "new" can I get without having to import [i.e. what was the first year Toyota imported trucks to the u.s.]

 

The way most guys take a picture:
1. See something interesting.
2. Take out camera and take a picture of the interesting thing.
3. Put camera away.

How a mini-trucker takes a picture:
1. See something interesting.
2. Park mini-truck next to interesting thing.
3. Take out camera and take several pictures of mini-truck from different angles, which may or may not have the interesting thing in the background.
4. put camera away and spend the rest of the day looking for other places to take pictures of mini-truck.

 

If youve ever made your wife/ passenger get out before speed bump and get back in after. Only 3 speed bumps I frequent.

If u ever put it in first and click the ebrake clutch out and bring it to walking pace. Then get out and hold onto steerinf wheel through window so your walking hand in hand with ur truck

 

you sir have a sickness^

 

Stop ghost riding your whip, you're gonna crash it!

 

PHP:

Sickly indeed. Minitruckinitis.. doctor perscribed me vic 10s

If I crash my truck at 2mph I sure would keep it a secret! Haha

You know your a minitrucker if you see the potential out of this 87 gem that poped on Craigslist a minute ago out of bellvue washington!


http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/3855357350.html

THeres the ad and hopefully someone here will be interested! Unfortunatly not in my cards right now

 

I would so sell all my projects to get one of those with a factory bed, bagged and bodied

 

You know you're a mini trucker if you scotch brite your head after you shave it. Gotta have that satin look lol. Kinda liking the que ball look lol. And I'm not a fat guy so I have no rolls on the back

 

...you drive a mini-truck because you are "compensating for other things" that are abnormally large.

 

you know your a minitrucker when you slam anything with wheels on it. Tonka trucks included. =D

 

Ambulance

Winner!!!!

 

YES!!!! lol

 

I lowered my old rollaway tool box. Wanna drop the craftsmen box I have too. Lol

 

lol if its got wheels, it gets lowered. LOWER ALL OF THE THINGS!! Ive even contemplated lowering an Amish buggy... they have leaf springs... meaning you can axle flip it and put lowering blocks on it. =P

 

That's what im talkin about...