I like!

 

Guam Deer antler.(I'm a big time hunter)

 

Here is mine. Painted to match the outside of the truck.

 

Here's the one on my 4x4

 

looks like it'd be deadly in a crash 0__o

 

My cousin sold his 78, named Biscuit, to our friend Jordan. Then he bought a 74 with the money. I each told the other one I am going to order an acrylic dildo shifter and jb weld it onto the other guys shifter. Then round off the 4 bolts holding the shifter arm to the trans. Neither of them wanted it to happen to them but they each loved the idea of it happening to somebody else.

Speaking of shifter pranks, am I the only one who has taken somebodies shift knob off then shoved it down my pants before reinstalling it?

 

shifter

Now wouldn't that be ironic.I shoot this deer and its antler which I modified to my shifter impales and kills me in a freak accident.Okay okay I'll take it off.

 

Just move it to the transfer case shifter. Would be aiming up more, and should be safer. I think its a rad shifter. Never seen anybody else do that.

 

rather be impaled by the antler instead of the dildo

 

On the phone from the hospital:
"Honey, calm down and stop crying, I can explain! This is all a big misunderstanding! Last week, as a prank, somebody JB Welded the dildo shifter onto the shaft and rounded the bolts so I couldn't take it off. Then I was reaching through the back window to get something from the bed when the other car bumped into the truck in the parking lot and I was thrown backwards. I... Um... Got stuck and had to call 911 and that's when the paramedics arrived and called the cops. After the colon surgery, we can talk to the D.A. and get them to drop the sex offender charges. No, Honey, stop packing... NO!!! There is NOOO need to call your mother about this!"

 

Of course ray took it to a whole other level

 

He sure did hahaha

 

Tip to self. If I get screwed with a dildo shifter. Make sure to install go pro for evidence and as much dignity regained as possible! Haha

 

You won't get any respect videotaping yourself "falling" onto your shifter

 

evidence

I would not want any type of evidence of a dildo even being in my truck.

 

What if the owner is a dildo?

 

Then I tell it the same thing a fat girl would...GET IN THE BACK!

 

That could be taken the wrong way.

 

lets get off the dildo topic and back to shifters I want to see some industrial looking sh*t, items your wouldn't think of normally as a shifter, im thinking of using one of those crocodile Dundee bowie knifes in my rat project anyone ever a weld giant wrench in for a shifter? I was thinking of it because im a mechanic so it would go pretty well in my truck

 

What if you found the right size nut for the threads on your shifter and welded the wrench to the nut. Makes it removable and it's not out of place with the wrench. Just a thought..